function relative_time(time_value) { var values = time_value.split(" "); time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3]; var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60); if (delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if(delta < 120) { return 'about a minute ago'; } else if(delta < (60*60)) { return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago'; } else if(delta < (120*60)) { return 'about an hour ago'; } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) { return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago'; } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) { return '1 day ago'; } else { return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago'; } } function twitterToHTML(twitters, title) { var statusHTML = ''; for (var i=0; i]*[^.,;'">\:\s\<\>\)\]\!])/ig, "$1"); var uri = 'https://twitter.com/' + twitters[i].user.screen_name + '/statuses/' + twitters[i].id; statusHTML += '
  • · ' + tweet + ' ' + relative_time(twitters[i].created_at) + '
  • '; } return ''; } function mtCallback(obj) { $('#feed-twitter-megatokyo').html(twitterToHTML(obj, "Megatokyo Twitter")); } function fredCallback(obj) { $('#feed-twitter-fredrin').html(twitterToHTML(obj, "Fred's Twitter")); } function generateAd(zone, root) { if (!document.phpAds_used) document.phpAds_used = ','; phpAds_random = new String (Math.random()); phpAds_random = phpAds_random.substring(2,11); document.write (""); }